Candy Smokes » Comic http://www.candysmokes.com Photographic Comic Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:04:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Candy Smokes Comic #26 http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-26/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-26/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:04:30 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=536 QUESTIONS ONLY SCIENCE CAN ANSWER

]]> QUESTIONS ONLY SCIENCE CAN ANSWER

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-26/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #25 http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-25/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-25/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:16:43 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=527 I'm sorry I checked her out, baby. You're prettier.

]]> I'm sorry I checked her out, baby. You're prettier.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-25/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #24 http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-24/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-24/#comments Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:00:49 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=525 I don't understand arson, but I respect anyone with a hobby that gets them outside.

]]> I don't understand arson, but I respect anyone with a hobby that gets them outside.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2012/01/candy-smokes-comic-24/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #23 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-23/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-23/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:03:43 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=522 We all know it's about the gifts, anyway.

]]> We all know it's about the gifts, anyway.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-23/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #22 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-22/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-22/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:22:09 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=520 I owe you jewelry after that comment, don't I?

]]> I owe you jewelry after that comment, don't I?

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-22/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #21 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-21/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-21/#comments Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:16:14 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=517 Make sure to keep an eye on the kids!

]]> Make sure to keep an eye on the kids!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/12/candy-smokes-comic-21/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #20 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/11/candy-smokes-comic-20/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/11/candy-smokes-comic-20/#comments Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:37:53 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=515 It's been a quiet, wonderful few months.

]]> It's been a quiet, wonderful few months.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/11/candy-smokes-comic-20/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #19 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/11/candy-smokes-comic-19/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/11/candy-smokes-comic-19/#comments Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:05:12 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=504 You too?! Well alright! It feels good to be in the 1%.

]]> You too?! Well alright! It feels good to be in the 1%.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/11/candy-smokes-comic-19/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #18 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-18/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-18/#comments Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:45:43 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=500 Plus, I'm going to lie to you anyway... might as well pretend that I'm pretending.

]]> Plus, I'm going to lie to you anyway... might as well pretend that I'm pretending.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-18/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #17 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-17-2/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-17-2/#comments Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:40:39 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=494 So how about we recreate the big bang?

]]> So how about we recreate the big bang?

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-17-2/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #16 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smoke-comic-16/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smoke-comic-16/#comments Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:24:14 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=458 It's just that it's really cold out, and I'm very lonely.

]]> It's just that it's really cold out, and I'm very lonely.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smoke-comic-16/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #15 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-15/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-15/#comments Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:53:23 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=455 Despite the indecision, I always have my morning coffee.

]]> Despite the indecision, I always have my morning coffee.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/10/candy-smokes-comic-15/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #14 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-14/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-14/#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:49:25 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=453 I should have asked her the Friday I got paid.

]]> I should have asked her the Friday I got paid.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-14/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #13 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-13/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-13/#comments Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:38:20 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=451 Although, I think Michele Bachmann is kind of a clown... so would I be raped by Michele Bachmann? Shiiit...

]]> Although, I think Michele Bachmann is kind of a clown... so would I be raped by Michele Bachmann? Shiiit...

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-13/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Comic #12 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-12/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-12/#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:36:05 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=448 They got double billed because it was a sexy dream and this ain't free.

]]> They got double billed because it was a sexy dream and this ain't free.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-smokes-comic-12/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #11 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-shorts-comic-11/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-shorts-comic-11/#comments Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:10:05 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=445 I didn't have the heart to tell her I owned a Kindle. It would have crushed her spirit!

]]> I didn't have the heart to tell her I owned a Kindle. It would have crushed her spirit!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/09/candy-shorts-comic-11/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #10 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-10/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-10/#comments Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:08:24 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=435 I kind of liked that dude, looking back.

]]> I kind of liked that dude, looking back.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-10/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #9 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-9/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-9/#comments Wed, 17 Aug 2011 21:07:58 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=429 Because you WILL get to the hating eventually.

]]> Because you WILL get to the hating eventually.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-9/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #7 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-7/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-7/#comments Tue, 02 Aug 2011 15:21:44 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=419 Yeah, no, the word perennials sells more.

]]> Yeah, no, the word perennials sells more.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/08/candy-shorts-comic-7/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #6 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-6/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-6/#comments Tue, 26 Jul 2011 15:48:56 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=415 You worry too much.

]]> You worry too much.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-6/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #5 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-5/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-5/#comments Thu, 14 Jul 2011 22:33:01 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=409 Seriously, Jesus Christ princess. Someone's going to have to want you baaad if you keep acting like that.

]]> Seriously, Jesus Christ princess. Someone's going to have to want you baaad if you keep acting like that.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-5/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #4 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-4/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-4/#comments Mon, 11 Jul 2011 21:00:00 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=407 I blame them for this country's problems more than I blame politicians.

]]> I blame them for this country's problems more than I blame politicians.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-4/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #3 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-3/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-3/#comments Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:03:33 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=404 Come on cabbies, Jamal is a super nice guy.

]]> Come on cabbies, Jamal is a super nice guy.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/07/candy-shorts-comic-3/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #2 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/06/candy-shorts-comic-2/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/06/candy-shorts-comic-2/#comments Fri, 24 Jun 2011 19:38:12 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=402 20% off four rolls or more of toilet paper! THUG LIFE!

]]> 20% off four rolls or more of toilet paper! THUG LIFE!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/06/candy-shorts-comic-2/feed/ 0 Candy Shorts Comic #1 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/06/candy-shorts-comic-1/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/06/candy-shorts-comic-1/#comments Mon, 13 Jun 2011 17:39:08 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=397 But I'll wait until after the burgers are done.

]]> But I'll wait until after the burgers are done.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/06/candy-shorts-comic-1/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #50 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/05/candy-smokes-drabbles-50/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/05/candy-smokes-drabbles-50/#comments Fri, 13 May 2011 20:55:58 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=394 The crazy thing is - it worked!

]]> The crazy thing is - it worked!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/05/candy-smokes-drabbles-50/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #49 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/05/candy-smokes-drabbles-49/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/05/candy-smokes-drabbles-49/#comments Thu, 12 May 2011 20:52:42 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=392 I'll have the triceratops melt, no onions.

]]> I'll have the triceratops melt, no onions.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/05/candy-smokes-drabbles-49/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #48 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-48/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-48/#comments Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:03:16 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=389 One year later, Johnson made Vice President of Innovation!

]]> One year later, Johnson made Vice President of Innovation!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-48/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #47 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-47/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-47/#comments Sat, 16 Apr 2011 17:39:05 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=387 She told me that she aborted you. Let's get lunch and bond over how much of a bitch your mother is.

]]> She told me that she aborted you. Let's get lunch and bond over how much of a bitch your mother is.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-47/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #46 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-46/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-46/#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 19:56:34 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=352 Jet them pipes and clean the carb and I bet this thing would go 60!

]]> Jet them pipes and clean the carb and I bet this thing would go 60!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/04/candy-smokes-drabbles-46/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #45 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-45/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-45/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:21:15 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=347 If reality is a matter of perception, your opinion matters very little to me.

]]> If reality is a matter of perception, your opinion matters very little to me.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-45/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #44 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-44/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-44/#comments Tue, 22 Mar 2011 22:00:08 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=336 Thinking too much leads to me eating my feelings.

]]> Thinking too much leads to me eating my feelings.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-44/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #43 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-43/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-43/#comments Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:42:08 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=307 It's called liquid courage! And... being horny, I suppose. I see your point.

]]> It's called liquid courage! And... being horny, I suppose. I see your point.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-43/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #42 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-42/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-42/#comments Tue, 01 Mar 2011 21:12:49 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=304 Lol, okay Charlie Sheen.

]]> Lol, okay Charlie Sheen.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/03/candy-smokes-drabbles-42/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #41 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/02/candy-smokes-drabbles-41/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/02/candy-smokes-drabbles-41/#comments Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:08:23 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=298 No, you can thank yoga for that.

]]> No, you can thank yoga for that.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/02/candy-smokes-drabbles-41/feed/ 0 Candy Smokes Drabble #40 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/02/candy-smokes-drabbles-40/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/02/candy-smokes-drabbles-40/#comments Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:54:17 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=293 I mean, for fuck’s sake. Who has the patience?

]]> I mean, for fuck’s sake. Who has the patience?

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/02/candy-smokes-drabbles-40/feed/ 0 Comic #39 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-39/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-39/#comments Fri, 28 Jan 2011 22:01:31 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=290 Here in Wisconsin, we get over our winter depression with good-old-fashioned binge drinking. Like real men.

]]> Here in Wisconsin, we get over our winter depression with good-old-fashioned binge drinking. Like real men.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-39/feed/ 0 Comic #38 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-38/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-38/#comments Fri, 21 Jan 2011 21:51:30 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=282 In five minutes he begins another conversation about where his life was going...

]]> In five minutes he begins another conversation about where his life was going...

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-38/feed/ 0 Comic #37 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-37/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-37/#comments Fri, 14 Jan 2011 22:21:27 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=280 And then I wake up and there you are - snoring like a fucking bear.

]]> And then I wake up and there you are - snoring like a fucking bear.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-37/feed/ 0 Comic #36 http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-36/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-36/#comments Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:37:22 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=276 She hoped she would get the promotion to Columnist soon.

]]> She hoped she would get the promotion to Columnist soon.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2011/01/comic-36/feed/ 0 Comic #34 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-34/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-34/#comments Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:29:35 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=274 Her resolution was to stop sleeping with his brother. They were perfect together.

]]> Her resolution was to stop sleeping with his brother. They were perfect together.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-34/feed/ 0 Comic #33 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-33/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-33/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2010 15:08:29 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=271 Don't they know I'm trying to run from the collection agencies?

]]> Don't they know I'm trying to run from the collection agencies?

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-33/feed/ 0 Comic #32 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-32/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-32/#comments Fri, 10 Dec 2010 22:21:12 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=269 Don't even get me started on orange juice.

]]> Don't even get me started on orange juice.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-32/feed/ 0 Comic #31 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-31/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-31/#comments Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:29:09 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=266 Plus, opposites attract. DUH.

]]> Plus, opposites attract. DUH.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/12/comic-31/feed/ 0 Comic #30 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-30/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-30/#comments Fri, 19 Nov 2010 20:18:29 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=264 Dom didn't mind that a ghost haunted the car. He loved the car anyway. Problem was, he always hated his goddamn uncle.

]]> Dom didn't mind that a ghost haunted the car. He loved the car anyway. Problem was, he always hated his goddamn uncle.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-30/feed/ 0 Comic #29 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-29/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-29/#comments Fri, 12 Nov 2010 21:25:10 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=261 Hoobastank! Digereedoo! By the beard of Zeus!

]]> Hoobastank! Digereedoo! By the beard of Zeus!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-29/feed/ 0 Comic #28 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-28/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-28/#comments Fri, 05 Nov 2010 21:19:17 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=259 It's a cover done by an old Johnny Cash.

]]> It's a cover done by an old Johnny Cash.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-28/feed/ 0 Comic #27 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-27/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-27/#comments Mon, 01 Nov 2010 18:34:22 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=257 But she was always judging him. He couldn't win no matter what he answered.

]]> But she was always judging him. He couldn't win no matter what he answered.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/11/comic-27/feed/ 0 Comic #26 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-26/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-26/#comments Fri, 22 Oct 2010 14:36:23 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=251 'Wait, come back!' he yelled. 'I was kidding too! Damn...'

]]> 'Wait, come back!' he yelled. 'I was kidding too! Damn...'

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-26/feed/ 0 Comic #25 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-25/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-25/#comments Thu, 14 Oct 2010 18:25:36 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=245 There's probably a 'joint' pun somewhere in here too.

]]> There's probably a 'joint' pun somewhere in here too.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-25/feed/ 0 Comic #24 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-24/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-24/#comments Fri, 08 Oct 2010 19:09:40 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=233 One gray, snowy winter day I just might do it. I just might pull the trigger and buy tickets to Mexico I can't afford.

]]> One gray, snowy winter day I just might do it. I just might pull the trigger and buy tickets to Mexico I can't afford.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-24/feed/ 0 Comic #23 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-23/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-23/#comments Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:09:42 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=225 It would be like spidey sense, but for rogue coins. You could see them through walls and underwater and shit! It's a long-term superpower...

]]> It would be like spidey sense, but for rogue coins. You could see them through walls and underwater and shit! It's a long-term superpower...

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/10/comic-23/feed/ 0 Comic #22 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-22/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-22/#comments Fri, 24 Sep 2010 16:02:56 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=223 I predicted approximately what the kiss would feel like. I didn't predict you had a tongue ring.

]]> I predicted approximately what the kiss would feel like. I didn't predict you had a tongue ring.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-22/feed/ 0 Comic #21 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-21/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-21/#comments Thu, 16 Sep 2010 20:41:51 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=220 And even that old rich lady if she was up for it.

]]> And even that old rich lady if she was up for it.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-21/feed/ 0 Comic #20 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-20/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-20/#comments Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:21:05 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=218 I see. Then you should probably mold yourself a new sense of humor with it, because yours sucks.

]]> I see. Then you should probably mold yourself a new sense of humor with it, because yours sucks.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-20/feed/ 0 Comic #19 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-19/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-19/#comments Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:54:44 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=216 Lock and load!

]]> Lock and load!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/09/comic-19/feed/ 0 Comic #18 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-18/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-18/#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:22:16 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=213 She was 28. Do the math.

]]> She was 28. Do the math.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-18/feed/ 0 Comic #17 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/cmoic-17/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/cmoic-17/#comments Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:56:30 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=210 I'm just fucking with you Lindz, here's the check for chld support.

]]> I'm just fucking with you Lindz, here's the check for chld support.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/cmoic-17/feed/ 0 Comic #16 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-16/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-16/#comments Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:03:49 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=206 Extra pickles would have recharged your Chi. Let that be a lesson.

]]> Extra pickles would have recharged your Chi. Let that be a lesson.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-16/feed/ 0 Comic #15 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-15/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-15/#comments Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:59:42 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=203 I like mine with sauerkraut and bananas.

]]> I like mine with sauerkraut and bananas.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-15/feed/ 0 Comic #14 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-14/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-14/#comments Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:00:12 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=198 That'll show them for forgetting my birthday.

]]> That'll show them for forgetting my birthday.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/08/comic-14/feed/ 0 Comic #13 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-13/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-13/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:20:06 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=194 She always meant it in the nicest way. Like when she described the

]]> She always meant it in the nicest way. Like when she described the

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-13/feed/ 0 Comic #12 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-12/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-12/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:39:37 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=185 But yes, I'm also heartbroken.

]]> But yes, I'm also heartbroken.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-12/feed/ 0 Comic #11 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-11/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-11/#comments Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:00:05 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=177 You'd have to be crazy to live with Grandma for 50 years, though.

]]> You'd have to be crazy to live with Grandma for 50 years, though.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-11/feed/ 0 Comic #10 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-10/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-10/#comments Fri, 02 Jul 2010 16:30:17 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=175 Sometimes our persepctive on life contradicts the most acute understanding of physics.

]]> Sometimes our persepctive on life contradicts the most acute understanding of physics.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/07/comic-10/feed/ 0 Comic #9 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-9/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-9/#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:18:52 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=172 It involves a car battery, a snow globe, a bag of feathers, a gallon of Vaseline and your mom.

]]> It involves a car battery, a snow globe, a bag of feathers, a gallon of Vaseline and your mom.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-9/feed/ 0 Comic #8 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-8/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-8/#comments Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:00:01 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=161 His name was Theodore J. Howard, and he was a republican.

]]> His name was Theodore J. Howard, and he was a republican.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-8/feed/ 0 Comic #7 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-7/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-7/#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 08:00:15 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=159 Without bad there can be no good.

]]> Without bad there can be no good.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-7/feed/ 0 Comic #6 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-6/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-6/#comments Thu, 03 Jun 2010 08:00:58 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=157 I'm sorry I used Eastern philosophy to politely point out that you're a whore.

]]> I'm sorry I used Eastern philosophy to politely point out that you're a whore.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/06/comic-6/feed/ 0 Comic #5 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-5/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-5/#comments Thu, 27 May 2010 08:00:45 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=155 It's a really good book!

]]> It's a really good book!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-5/feed/ 0 Comic #4 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-4/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-4/#comments Thu, 20 May 2010 08:00:21 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=146 Sometimes appliances are all you need to save a marriage.

]]> Sometimes appliances are all you need to save a marriage.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-4/feed/ 0 Comic #3 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-3/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-3/#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 08:00:21 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=112 Talk above birds chirping - am I right?!

]]> Talk above birds chirping - am I right?!

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-3/feed/ 0 Comic #2 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-2-2/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-2-2/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 08:00:24 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=22 Well call me a bad person, but I sort of like the drinking and sex that go along with adulthood.

]]> Well call me a bad person, but I sort of like the drinking and sex that go along with adulthood.

]]> http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/05/comic-2-2/feed/ 0 Comic #1 http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/04/cs1/ http://www.candysmokes.com/2010/04/cs1/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 +0000 cjdamico http://www.candysmokes.com/?p=7 You know, you’ve also become a know-it-all who lacks self-realization, so we’re even!

]]> You know, you’ve also become a know-it-all who lacks self-realization, so we’re even!

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