May 13th, 2011
The crazy thing is - it worked!
May 12th, 2011
I'll have the triceratops melt, no onions.
Apr 29th, 2011
One year later, Johnson made Vice President of Innovation!
Apr 16th, 2011
She told me that she aborted you. Let's get lunch and bond over how much of a bitch your mother is.
Apr 8th, 2011
Jet them pipes and clean the carb and I bet this thing would go 60!
Mar 31st, 2011
If reality is a matter of perception, your opinion matters very little to me.
Mar 22nd, 2011
Thinking too much leads to me eating my feelings.
Mar 4th, 2011
It's called liquid courage! And... being horny, I suppose. I see your point.
Mar 1st, 2011
Lol, okay Charlie Sheen.
Feb 11th, 2011
No, you can thank yoga for that.
Feb 4th, 2011
I mean, for fuck’s sake. Who has the patience?